Why are the waves higher than the seawall and reaching the road? This typhoon is crazy. I’m hoping the creek in front of our house does not overflow or something. Stay safe, everyone. I can’t believe this typhoon is getting even worse by the minute.
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Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
(Source: certifiedhybrid101, via lmaogtfo)
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
(Source: cookiemonster2o4o, via lmaogtfo)
